The Sandwich Diaries: S1.E3. "Pickle Rick!"

Lessons learned about pickling today:

1. Finding jar-fitting cucumbers is a bloody adventure and a half that involves wondering from store to store for about 2h, a small sacrifice to the Pickle God's and a surprising amount of haggling.

2. The spice mix for pickling is almost the same as for meat salting (plus dill, minus the beer and sugar).

3. Carving a face on a cucumber is much harder than I expected, but maybe I have a career as a Rick&Morty animator.

4. You gonna need a lot of salt, I mean a lot, I had to watch the first minutes of "Up" ten times for all that sweet tear salt and then play meme characters in competitive Overwatch all night to get that salty salt.

Love and peace

P.S. 
Found them bad boys down at this place called Broadway Fruiterers. They do all sorts of great veg and fruit, have a mind-blowing spice section and have some super friendly people working down there.